Pro have you got a very warm,lined waterproof jacket ? I don’t want to pay more than £50 and if you haven’t got one why not ? Welcome to my world everyone 😌😉😎👊

Some members will literally try ANYTHING !!!! Look what got presented at the bar today 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Can we have “one” soup of the day and “two” spoons please 🤦‍♂️🤢 We have officially hit rock bottom 🤒😷

My answer to our GM on why I agreed with the lady captains proposal to block off an extra tee time for their weekend home team match’s 😌😌😌

What would you change ???

Wow….just wow

Would you be happy travelling to a course as a visitor and not having a confirmed tee time booked ? E.g Playing at a course that doesn’t have a booking system in place 😄👌🙏⛳️

After Keith’s 4 page email to the greens committee,today I told him this mower wanted to speak with him,(it was on record) and was parked at the back of the sheds…..Keith & Clive proceeded to give it a good 30mins + rant !!! ……😎😎😎

Me - You definitely locked the buggy sheds before you went last night New assistant- yes 100% locked with the yellow padlock This morning 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

That look you get from the first group in the seniors comp after opening the pro shop up 3mins 37sec late !!! 👀😉⛳️👍

Ladies clothing 50% off sale starts tomorrow 9am 💥⛳️

If any lads over the age of 30 Saturday night out doesn’t end like this you are losing ……

September…..always one of the best golfing months 😎👌😎👌😎

Opinion polls continue to differ on what’s “older” Mr Khans popadom baskets or Keith Fearnley-Brothertons Pringle wind-cheater 😎👌😉

The wrong people,doing the wrong jobs for the wrong reasons !!! For a long time That’s how I’d some up the infrastructure of the golf business and golf clubs 😔

Imagine taking three amateurs all paying £185 for a midweek greenfee only to be welcomed with “Tuna and Cheese”baguettes on the menu 🤢🤢 While greenfee prices continue to rise,a lack of knowledge hospitality and servoce continues to decrease at “some” of the Uks top 100 ⛳️

First rule of running the GC website Update the GC website Nice to find a PB today though 😎 #9years

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Pro I’m after a “leather gillet” I’ve got £29.81 I need to use up by tomorrow,what can you do 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️