@AuntieLumb Mayor Ted Wheeler

@ProudBulba @AuntieLumb I can’t pay, but ourhealthoregon.org/news/what-oreg…

@AuntieLumb 🏴💥👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Rolling up to the federal employee that has been working their job for the last 12 years knowingly about to ruin their life with one simple trick

@AuntieLumb Someone should ask him to sign the recall petition

@AuntieLumb Mayor Ted Wheeler lol that’s actually jacob frey, mayor of minneapolis! we both have terrible mayors m.youtube.com/watch?v=gpJGwP…

@AuntieLumb The Night Mayor

@ForestHasSoup @AuntieLumb Cryptpad actually has forms now cryptpad.fr/form/

@AuntieLumb pony pony huckabuck Getting a doctors note for gym class because you'll sweat blood if you exercise if a valid reason to get out of gym imo

@AuntieLumb My cat wrote this

@AuntieLumb yep! we took care of a tree that had too much dead wood, and it impacted their view too much so we get to be cussed out and our shit destroyed. the entitlement is beyond me.

@AuntieLumb 'my ideal first date is to a home improvement store'

okay, lesbian

@AuntieLumb @Blunt_BlocPDX Someone test this

Sharyn Blum @AuntieLumb Really I just need to tweet more random bullshit

@AngeredQueer @AuntieLumb Waiting for burgers during last week, I saw so many people enter the restaurant and THEN put on their masks 😭 (all white people, obvs) just like, cmon, people

vibemarshal.bsky.social @AuntieLumb Fox 12 isn’t connected to “Fox News”. Local stations are separate.

@AuntieLumb we have nothing to lose but our chains (the little rubber bands that prevent us from pinching)

@dreadpiratejene @AuntieLumb Is this a God to Lumb tweet or what?

@AuntieLumb Yeah, I'm well aware from personal experience that it isn't just men.

🍑 calpi 🍓(they/them) @AuntieLumb The microbes in my gut are too strong and powerful they are asserting dominance

clem @AuntieLumb Mm I see. Well, carry on then.