@alyssa_schoener

@alyssa_schoener Kendrick Lamar told us that already

@alyssa_schoener

when dealing with the male species I always stop and think “what would @alyssa_schoener do”

@MusicKillsMonie @alyssa_schoener I gasped when I saw this bc I am, in fact, a Scorpio and I be doing this 😂😂😂😂😂

@alyssa_schoener I go on an Instagram purge every now and then. There are too many accounts/brands that are inactive and there are too many people I just don’t talk to anymore — people fall off; it shouldn’t be so personal but it is

@alyssa_schoener Lol imagine if dudes had instagram

@alyssa_schoener is she any good

@alyssa_schoener That’s not healthy. Accept the reality, forgive yourself, heal and move on. The world is far greater and beautiful than the looser who cheated on you. Every soul on this earth has a soulmate and you will definitely find yours.

@alyssa_schoener Pops keeping it 💯

@alyssa_schoener I needed a reason to not eat so thank you!! 💀

@alyssa_schoener Or just unfollow then remove them as followers? It’s a fair deal

@alyssa_schoener I’ve always thought it’d be the ultimate serve

Aiden🐀 @alyssa_schoener Drunk texts are sober thoughts I’m just too big of a 😺 to send them otherwise 🤷🏻‍♂️

@alyssa_schoener my timeline feels like a safe space

Cierria @MusicKillsMonie @alyssa_schoener Heavy on the we don’t do that 🥲

@alyssa_schoener AHAHA UR SO QUIRKY

@alyssa_schoener We love david!

@MusicKillsMonie @alyssa_schoener Nah we dont do that

@alyssa_schoener It means his friends are fair game 🤭