During lockdown, I wrote 30k words about VAR and measurement theory. No-one wanted to publish it - they all said it was mad.

But offsides like this Coventry one mean I can't stop thinking about it.

3 major issues.

10 minutes after the we beat them 3-0 at Celtic Park:

League was over anyway. Cup Final is only game that matters 👍🇬🇧

Same pen save as Boruc against Spartak but he didn't do the silly dance.

You only need to get lucky once!

Doesn't matter how much money they spend Man City will never win the Champion's League. 👍

Baldermort frozen. He think there's extra time?😂

Palmer just paying homage to Chelsea's history (the Paris Metro)

The Dark Knight Rises but it's a Jet2 flight

RIP OJ Simpson.

You would have loved Coko Beach winning the grand national at 40/1 on Saturday.

Sposed to be the BRITISH Grand National?! 👎🇬🇧

Celtic doing good again but they won't hear anything about it.

Gareth Southgate watching on aswell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ✈ ✅

Ange after watching what Brendan has done to his team

'The big 3'

The Wire
Malcolm in the Middle
Sopranos

And I have to say, I will absolutely be up to my knees in fenian blood.

If the other Jesus had dropped that performance they would have strung him back up on the cross.

Shut up Pep, Jesus was back after 2 days.

Oh boy he nearly went for it 😂