it’s like all metal kids lost their dad

HOWLING

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak

reverse cow girl so i can bend backward and look at him like the exorcist

if i had a boyfriend i'd let him run around outside in the backyard while i try to shoot him with a flintlock pistol

in some ways, gollum is frodo’s labubu

PLEASE

i love downing a drink only to find out it was made w everclear :) womp womp

how i approach the unicorn to let it know i am a maiden pure of heart

im so anti ai its not even funny like it genuinely makes me angry

i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn

why are men talking about bleeding out here. you should fantasize about enjoying a snowy evening stroll with your beautiful wife.

those kpop demon boys would have got my ass fr

buddy do I look like I have a fuckin gin preference

Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business

im sorry but these are the vibes now until at least november 1st

only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is i'm outside