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Sarah Solomon

@sarahsolfails

author, illustrator & rodent czar of lower manhattan

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grace holland🐰(@thebiggestyee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hosting one of my guy friends this weekend too. i have no idea how many beers to provide a 27 year old man. 20? 100? i feel like nasa with the tampons.

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bailey moon(@Baileymoon15) 's Twitter Profile Photo

someone i used to be friends with in college posted a long notes app story of her “coming out as autistic” and then 3 days later took it back and said “i misdiagnosed myself. i’m just really passionate about edm”

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Sophianeⵣ is Team Hoary🦇🦇(@HonkIfUrHoary) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My favorite is that in every colony of naked mole rats there are a couple individuals whose job is just to grow as large and fat as possible. During the rainy season, they will plug the tunnel entrances with their fat little behinds and save the colony from drowning.

My favorite is that in every colony of naked mole rats there are a couple individuals whose job is just to grow as large and fat as possible. During the rainy season, they will plug the tunnel entrances with their fat little behinds and save the colony from drowning.
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Sarah Solomon(@sarahsolfails) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'What's your diet secret?'

'I used to write for luxury retail brands and can't afford to replace my closet and/or size up.'

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