Listen to her. Wisdom!

Things I hated as a child:
Getting spanked and naps.
Things I love as an adult:
Getting spanked and naps.
Well Damn WTF 😳😂😂

In the future, they'll say we did some pioneering thing back in the 20s

Maybe one or two days out of 14, I eat so much, just eat and eat. The other days I eat somewhere between not much and a pittance. None of this is intentional, I just do it. I'm like an alligator except prettier and shorter feeding cycles.

My cover of Love Her Madly by The Doors

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My own music is playing in my head. I understand the Beatles better now

This is my cover of Once In a Lifetime by The Talking Heads.....one of the best songs ever written and performed, so I cover it with humility. I think my song has a Sonic Youth feel to it, definitely grungy

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If god had meant for fitted sheets to be folded, he would’ve given us two extra arms and a much bigger brain

ABOLISH MONDAYS NOW

One thing I love about kids is they have a sense of humor, even babies

I was like 3 or so when I heard my parents talk in a groveling way about God and I was like, fuck, grow a pair of balls would you? Not in those words, but I thought it.

90 percent of the time, the appearance of 'just telling the truth' is used to mask hostility or a wish to control someone. It's the world we live in, sadly. So it must be done carefully and delicately if the actual intention is kindness.

An actress on Jaws died today. I’m sure glad she escaped that shark though.

I want to persist with energy, patience, and kindness, especially lovingkindness toward myself, even through pain, failure, and loss.

I think for me that is a milestone of maturity

Me: did your teacher have your class make Mother’s Day gifts?

My 2nd grader: no

Me: or a card, maybe?

2nd grader: nope

Me: so you don’t have anything we can give her?

2nd grader: I guess not

Me: shit