Late eid post 🦋

'Yeah, he Black! That's my grandad. He just Creole.'

The Grandad:

i loveeee lying so much

12 year old me would think I’m so freakin cool she would be gagginnnnn at me 😭😭😭

I hate people that find everything embarrassing, grow up pls

damn i gotta do my taxes when i get home, IRS just sent me a picture of my nephew handcuffed to a radiator

The “Drake killed all them niggas” crew:

Is It Really Possible For A Girl like Me to Stop Tweaking

Drake texting his mom about the beef:

i sleep peacefully at night knowing i don’t compete with anyone and am completely content within myself

I think everyone is a liar until they prove they’re a truther

all i know is wendy on top

Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

sometimes u gotta speedrun every single stage of grief within 25 minutes and then just lock back in

Familia cursive by me Machinemystic on ig

getting cute & seeing my friends has never failed to put me in a better mood

I could lend you my brain and you would immediately pass out because you're not used to the speed

i’ll let a crunchy caesar salad do anything to me

Eid dump🍒