when i’m big, i want to be like that tiktok lady who owns the donut shop, the cafe and the fried chicken restaurant

“look between…” how about you look for a job

u mention boycotting starbucks and mcdonald’s and people flood your mentions tryna justify it dw fatties eat what you want 🫶🏽

u wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

“why does your accent change when you speak urdu”

do you want me to say “watkyn ekse” when i’m calling someone a “chutiya” ? be serious, now

everyone moved on but i’m still here

2x tickets for mamma mia at monte casino for sale

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i hope i’m successful enough to make my parents feel like all their sacrifices were worth it

Long distance relationships are funny, imagine your life falling apart bc you broke up with a pixel

When did this turn into a memon girls mehndi night 😭😂

The hardest part about being so intelligent and so creative and so interesting and so hot is that it’s hard to find a guy on your level

Who knew waking up early on Sundays would actually be so refreshing and fun

this country?

need perez to go die

this race is boring

GIRL, ALONSO

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