Great piece on Jeff Stelling today Alan Tyers. My all time favourite was ‘they’ll be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight’.

Hey virginatlantic Can you explain why you are giving contradictory information to your passengers and which one is correct. Making a complicated procedure pre-flight unbelievably stressful.

Book 2 is Into The Clearing by JP Pomare. RT this tweet before midday tomorrow, 14th, to be in with a chance to win a copy #JanesJolaBokaFlod #12BooksOfChristmas

Could 2 followers please copy & re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. Call 116 123 (Samaritans United Kingdom & Ireland) Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. Samaritans

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Jane Fallon Hurrah! Thank you. I will give away an additional three copies to whomever you choose! ❤️

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Hello Gary Lineker Chris here . You may have seen that an Premier League footballer from West Ham United has been filmed kicking and slapping a cat . As a great ambassador for sports and sportsmen and women can I call upon you to help ensure this is dealt with appropriately . Please RT

Prosecute Kurt Zouma & remove all his animals to a place of safety immediately! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/yGygw78y via Change.org UK

This is just wonderful.

'The Land of the Free.' Maybe if you're a white Christian man with money. Everyone else is fucked.

Heartbreaking

Only 2 more PMs, 4 more Chancellors and 3 Home Secretaries before Christmas.

The BBC have suspended Gary Lineker until he apologies and agrees not to post anything critical about the Government on Social Media. If you stand with Gary Lineker against the Government and the BBC. RT and Like this post to show your support for him.

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I’m back from a ban after posting a photo I got on DM of a man who wrote “I rape and harass women” across his chest and threatened to rape me if I didn’t send him nudes Apparently I needed this pervert’s consent 🤯 @Twitter you have this SO wrong PLEASE RT #Twitterhowdareyou

Let’s #SaveWomensSports RT if you’d just like to see our young girls get their fair opportunities in sport

I’m a Liverpool supporter but just love this.

Pathetic coverage of the tennis Channel 4 . Ad breaks every few minutes meaning many games were missed including the winning game for Alfie Hewitt and Gordon Reid. You moved to YouTube during the ads but didn’t tell us until it was too late. Alfie & Gordon deserve better!