Men wearing boring suits shouldn’t be allowed at the met gala

Waterparks

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I miss Ohio

Steel vengeance my baby

Whoever said that grocery stores are “empty at 1pm” you are wrong and a liar

thank u to everyone that wished us a congratulations or came to the wedding 🥹 u made our big day filled with love mwah mwah mwah

Oh, I think about you all the time 💛 tristin

putting your foot on the counter while taking a mirror selfie is a lost art

One more day of work and then im on vacation for a week 🤩

Mario galaxy

Its giving Dennis from its always sunny

What happens when you run out of tape?

I picked up a frog today to move them somewhere safer. It was fun for me and perhaps there was an element of fun for the frog as well

Mrs.Solo ☺️

my beautiful friend alex 🐝 got married today 🤍🤍

Congratulations alex 🐝 love u soooo big

Stage diving and sunburn is an awful mix

Driving w my pants unbuttoned bc these are standing pants

Burnt myself immediately after tweeting this

Will do 🫡