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Bello! i eat these now 😀

What kind of joke to play on a neighbor who is pissed off?

How is it that the tarescope hits the spot perfectly, I predict what will happen. But still, he always has the greatest accuracy at the end of the month, when he says that there is an influx of cash waiting for me. At the end of the month, I always have a paycheck. How he know?

Recently he told my sister that she is stiff like in a funeral parlor...

Have you ever had a realistic dream that when you woke up you didn't know if it was real or just a dream? I dreamed that it was the same day, only one detail was different. I still don't know if it's true or not. I wish it really happened.

Ovulation be like

Any time management advice? Because my time manages me better than I manage it.

Whenever I tell myself that I start tomorrow, I never do it because yesterday is yesterday, today is today, tomorrow is unknown.

The first sentence that describes today is "oh fuck I woke up. "