@s4m31p4n
king of a pig deal
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calendar_today16-01-2021 08:07:15
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1 week ago
My H.S guidance counsellor: I think you would do well as an international jewel thief and playboy, you have a certain oily charismame: Bev it sounds like me and you are right on the same page
Elmo's eye placement on the very top of his head suggest he is some sort of ambush predator like a crocodile
if an artist's work declines in quality then the government should fine them for wasting our time
5 days ago
one of the best parts of going on a trip is coming home
What do you call a ninja when they come out of the closet
1 year ago
'Where are we going this weekend?'
Garlic salt on popcorn. Hard drug Friday
2 years ago
An olive branch? Fuck you. I fucking hate olives. This means war
6 days ago
the gayest guy youve met in your life will look you dead in the eyes and tell you 'my girlfriend bought me these pants'
white boy says perfect grace before supper, stuns gramma
Im gonna fight em all, a seven chungus army couldn’t hold me back
TLC voiceI don’t want no bugs, a bug is a guy who looks like a centipede
Dude can I cater to your every whim?
im struggling, not mentally, im caught in some kind of snare
Chud I will mog you