Another one of these gargantuan monsters that the Springboks keep selecting in order to corrupt the morality of the sport.

With no intended disrespect to the Leinster Lightning cricket team; this looks like what happens when you order Jacques Nienaber from Wish.

Train car I’m in utterly reeks of Lynx Africa and weed. Some 12y/o child is getting verbally abused on Fortnite tonight fellas!

Having milked the RO’G angle for everything it’s worth I see that the T2Rugby lads have decided that double World Cup winning Handre Pollard should be the next target of their ‘he’s overrated!’ schtik.

Many happy returns, lads. This contrived bait will prove fruitful, I’m sure.

France are dead set against the 20 minute red, with an indication that the rest of the 6N countries are of a like mind.

If that's true then the global trial of it is dead in the water, and I couldn't be happier about it.

Six Amarettos with orange juice. I want to know every decision that evening which led to that moment.

🏆𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘀’ 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿🏆

And finally, this year’s Players’ Player award goes to Thomas du Toit!

Two awards in his first season with Bath Rugby, a pleasure to have you represent this team.

Thank you for everything you’ve given in the shirt already, Thomas.

Good news is that we can now quantify Duane Vermeulen’s strength as ≥ 8 police officers and two tasers.

Bit of right arm over from the Somme end.

Sampie Swiegers, who I am told is a real person, has reportedly been invited to the Springbok alignment camps (along with the Sharks’ Hanru Jacobs).

Jacobs is a massive talent and has always been tipped for big things, Sampie is a *bolter* of note.

Hate it when people say Brits have no culture. Um sorry, who do you think invented singing Champagne Supernova with your hands behind your back?