Why in 2024 do we still have to “confirm email” in every signup and electronic payment prompt on every website on the entire fucking internet

I only have to put my credit card in once but you need to double check my email account?

There’s no such thing as planetary “tilt”. A planet is a sphere. A sphere is symmetrical in every direction. This shape is mutually exclusive with the concept of “tilt”

People are taking this like he’s just being mean and randomly insulting her computer. He’s actually defending her honor. She got 1 kill and 19 deaths last game. He’s explaining to his friend why that’s not her fault

Most fucked up thing in the age of technology is that the number “10” in binary is 1010

There’s a reason workday rhymes with birthday. Every day in the office is a celebration

Me: so I was thinking, the abbreviation for our pharmacy should be “RX”

Boss: very good very good [reviewing papers] wait a second, do you know how to spell pharmacy?

Me: [embarrassed] I do not

Boss: me neither. I’m sure it’s fine

My toxic trait is that I’m 100% certain I could do this

If you inflict psychological torture on a robot, I actually think you’re a genuinely troubled person

Someone needs to explain metaphors to Justin Gaethje

No. Your dear aunt sally is not excused. What she said to me is completely uncalled for. She is a total bitch

Your government is protecting you from crypto 💯

Jesus Christ is 100% real. There’s no way Ryan Garcia did that on his own.

The lyrics on this new Taylor swift album are insane. She’s losing it

get their asses Rudy!!! bring peace to this mf

If ww3 starts I’m gonna half to step in

Ozempic Donald and string bean Barron wearing suits off the rack. No tailor necessary. Just put your arms through this plastic bag