Just gave a false DOB to a candle shop because they pressurised me into 10% off if I just signed up &I don’t give out personal info & the girl went ‘That’s my birthday too!’ &I had to have a whole fake-ass chat about how we’re both Leos & oh my God just give me the fucking candle

Sian Harries - @sianharries.bsky.social Was once asked if the cakes I was buying were for my children. Long chat about Imogen aged 7 and Daisy aged 4. I don't have children.