Just heard a techno cover of Don't Fear the Reaper.

Two questions:
1. Why?
2. Who the fuck keeps voting for Republicans?

Sometimes things come out much slower when you're your own therapist.

We all have two wolves inside us. Governor Kristi Noem wants to kill them both.

Hahaha

Hello my sexy followers

Everyone: Palestinian lives matter!
This person: All lives matter.

What's your favorite song that is terrible?

If you meet someone who is one in a million, there are still about 7,999 other people equally nice.

How many licks does it take to get to YOUR center?

Do you want some fries with that shake?

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

So yes.

What's the number one breakfast cereal in the UK?

No, not that. It's Weetabix.

How do Australians use the restroom?

Bidet, mate.

Saying dumb shit like this is a key indicator that you don't know anything and just 'seem' intelligent. It makes you look like an idiot.

Normal people don't give a fuck which shoe rules someone follows at all.

My opinion on online meetings:

I got stuff to do
No offense to you
But I'll read the slides about it
La hee terrrr
B-B-B-Blue left the chat

Turns out, kids get killed every day despite the 'low chance', but people arent struck by lightning every day despite the chance of lightning strikes applying to 8 billion people.

Oh yeah... And SHOOTING IS INTENTIONAL, CULTIST.

After 15 months of a fake impeachment investigation against President Biden, corrupt MAGA scumbag James Comer has privately announced to other fascist republicans that he is ending it after failing to manufacture crimes.

The cowardly idiot is too embarrassed to say it publicly.

Oh no

Hey girl, can I put my unexpected item in your bagging area?