the first two notes of Mariah Carey’s 1997 ballad ‘My All’ from her internationally chart topping album (and arguably her magnum opus) ‘Butterfly’ are the same two notes used on the haemodialysis machine alarms

I was actually fastbleeped (erroneously) to SCBU on my last night shift, I guess rather than going “not a fucking hope am I going near a 24/40 preemie” I should’ve embraced Matt’s mindset and just…had a go!

I mean a tube is a tube right?

Me: it’s the end of the day, let’s go to sleep now please

My brain:

My work lanyard gets a lot of comments, and people spotting something on it and asking about it has started a lot of conversations over the years

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