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Me trying to figure out the Kendrick/Drake feud

Pretty excited to hear a lot of French people say “Megalopolis”

Me loudly repeating “neutral but with pops of color” into my phone as I try to order Mother’s Day flowers over a bad connection

Me when Hayden Christensen was cast

The true eras tour youtube.com/watch?v=8cOz-w…

“Top Chef Sausage Race? I thought they closed that place down.”

'One Time I Sprinkled Salt On My Own Brain And I Screamed' by Gordon Ramsay clickhole.com/one-time-i-spr…

This week’s Survivor ep is the most bizarrely emotional Applebee’s ad since the sad football team

Beware of capitulation to evil masquerading as maturity. There’s a lot of that going around right now

We’re delighted to inform you that Luca Guadagnino’s ‘Challengers’ is both sexy and fun.

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The best thing I've done recently is watch a bunch of old Onion videos one day so now the YouTube algorithm is serving me pretty much one masterpiece after another

Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt are so good in The Fall Guy, which is otherwise good enough. Here's a review: vanityfair.com/hollywood/stor…