Um, don't presume to know which dead Food Network stars I'm aware of

From #Megalopolis to #TheApprentice , the #CannesFilmFestival was full of big swings—and only a few will likely make it to the Oscars. vntyfr.com/Fx7LeBi

Perfect

Just thought to myself, wait have I already seen this House Hunters International episode where a gay circus acrobat wants to move to Puerto Vallarta with his dead grandma’s money

Watching old Top Chef clips and look who it is

With regard to the reaction to Selena Gomez getting a prize at Cannes, people seem to be forgetting that Princess Protection Program won the Queer Palm in 2009

Here’s a review of Palme d’Or winner ANORA: vanityfair.com/hollywood/stor…

I have been called back to Cannes (the police want to talk to me)

The penultimate Cannes competition premiere, The Seed of the Sacred Fig, is filmmaking that could genuinely be called brave. A brief writeup of this rattling and stirring movie honoring the women protestors of Iran vanityfair.com/hollywood/stor…

There’s a robot here, blinking into the middle distance

Dropped a piece of cheese on the floor at the Nice airport lounge and two twentysomethings laughed at me. So glad to have had one last French humiliation

ALL WE IMAGINE IS LIGHT has my vote for the best final scene of Cannes, a moment of hush and connection that finds a few people closely gathered amidst the vastness of a country, a planet, a life.

Last night in Cannes and packing the suitcase with cathartic disrespect to formal wear. Don’t need your ass anymore, tuxedo! See if I care if you get wrinkled

Loved having Nicola Coughlan on VANITY FAIR's Still Watching pod to chat about Bridgerton! Also, don't forget to reach out to us on social media or email [email protected] with your favorite Shondaland romance for next week's very special episode! vanityfair.com/hollywood/stor…

Reviewed the new Sean Baker movie, which is to say I yet again had to wonder if his whole deal is good or not

Some words about ANORA that are also a little about criticism vanityfair.com/hollywood/stor…