Laura Kuenssberg: 'we are waking up in a dangerous world as Iran attacks Israel for the first time'
The music: plink plonky plink plonk a plink plonk a plinky

I'll tell you what happened to all the Little Chefs. We burnt them to the ground after this horrorfest of an ad

Letter from today's Times

Hi James Daly MP 🙋
I imagine if a Tory Grandee, a treasurer of the 1922 committee, one knighted for services to Parliament, had paid no CGT tax on £600,000 house profit (400 @AngelaRayners at 1500 each) you’d call for a Police investigation..no?

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A reminder.

Rachel Riley was given an MBE for 'anti-racism'.

My record label is Ace.💥

Still the most erotic record cover ever

A vision in pink. Live and direct tonight!

To be clear I haven't found god, but the popular beat combo 𝗦𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗬 are playing here in an hour or so

good tailoring allows for movement

Cheeeers to all my tiny friends who live in my phone.... from a church?!

Praise be!
#ThoraHird

8 years ago this week I gave up my career to open a bar. Feeling a little proud this morning about what we’ve achieved so far…

There's *lots* of ALF themed entertainment to keep you amused this weekend, episodes on Spotify, a look at ALF's German pop album on Patreon, a music video on YouTube, an unboxing video... we give you so much.

Visit linktr.ee/ALFsplaining for everything.

Just bought a box set of 8 ABBA albums on CD + 1 bonus disc of b-sides etc for £10. We are still living in the time of insane CD bargains. Vinyl is nice yeah, but anyone paying these kinds of prices for a fun collecting hobby, well my one is cheaper and more fun.

After I tweeted this thread, the Home Office phoned me up and said I was lying.

An excerpt from Liz Truss’ autobiography. No, I swear, it’s not made up.

Hot take: There’s a finite amount of time for ‘pensioners’ to generate sympathy from this ‘discrimination’. Mobile phones were introduced 51 years ago, smart phones were introduced 32 years ago. At some point it becomes a dogmatic self-sabotaging lifestyle choice.

Next week's episode of ALFsplaining covers the intergalactic sci-fi of 'Help Me Rhonda', with some great new characters and actual first (well, second) contact.

To watch the episode in advance, sign up to the Patreon and dance to the pop video go to Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining