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I am against big purse give me POCKETS

I may or may not have an entire backpack of bagels on my way home from ny

Rich in life because I’m eating a ny bagel that I successfully brought home from Long Island yesterday

Screenshots of Daft Punk from the "Derezzed" music video (2010) 🧵

Okay I think it’s an appropriate time to start hollering about how RΞZZ needs a Christmas sweater. I’ve only been begging now for 6 years 🙃specifically one that looks similar to this deathpact one in style/material okay love you thanks ❤️

I can’t stand someone who abuses an excel sheet

Guillermo really said gnarly

Today was blacklight camp so naturally I think it’s time I flex that I lost 40lbs this year💪

I just made the best chicken cutlets

I finally have enough ornaments on my Christmas tree to not need filler ornaments 😊 this has been one of my life goals

Wicked was so good I can’t stop thinking about it

now why the hell did ludacris say “i fill her up, BALLOONS!”

reached the point where i tell people how old i am at concerts and they go oh wow

Can we bring this back into rotation plz

Spent the entire day worrying about my dog in surgery My dog in surgery :

Richard finger? No salad fingers.

My dogs okay 🥹

Culvers deadass top 3 greatest fast food restaurants

Here’s Too Short saying he’s trying to get his dick sucked in front of these Red Rocks It’s not that deep

Much too excited to have the next two days off and going to deep clean the house I’m ancient