gah- you think you're so smart until you encounter an unfamiliar treadmill.

I'm pretty sure that opening a packet of soy sauce is about as close as one can get to experiencing what it's like to handle liquid in space

being forced to wave with my non-dominant hand always leaves me feeling like I just gave the visual representation of a limp handshake. blah

am I the only one who thinks dzhokhar tsarnaev's name looks like an eye chart??

some days you're the window. some days you're the bug. ...and some days you're standing in someone's urine on the metro. happy friday :)

I love that my work has names for things like, 'project seabiscuit'.

in my experience, it's a pretty safe assumption that anyone in an outdated or ill-fitting suit is trying to sell you something.

Really, people, what gives?!?!?! RT Kat Smith: Sally Kohn you look like a man.