can’t die on a motorcycle if they’re all FUCKIN BROKEN

Thinking about our veterans this long weekend 🇺🇸🫡

lol dude check this shit out —> Allah Provides.

I need to take the same dietary supplements as a pro athlete. My wallet needs to be made from the same material as a spaceship. My sunglasses must be tactical and military grade. Otherwise I’m fucked

look at the size of this tennis ball. Like something a teenage dog would google.

imagine if wes Anderson was taking a crap

didn’t ask+don’t care+just bought a big net

just say you wanna fuck the apes, you weirdo

in nobody’s defense, this sounds like a fucking horrible vacation.

Zamboni driver obviously drunk, spinning wild circles on the ice.

Dummy