#HowlKC #HowlTV

My mom said that you can come over to watch River Monsters 3pm CST if your mom is okay with that…

#HowlKC #HowlTV

Oh you like Uber?

Name 5 Uber drivers.

breaking news

Just heard someone say they got “zero maidens” unironically

Likewise, my good sir

Does Helen Keller inspect the roads in KC? It’s like driving through a minefield out here

Can’t wait to turn 30 and be able to call people younger than me “kid”

Why do McChickens go so hard at any time of the day?

Small talk about the weekend with my older coworkers revolves around not letting them know that I got absolutely obliterated on Saturday

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

With my trail blazing partner Dany Garcia & Red Bird Capital, we have acquired the XFL.
With gratitude & passion I’ve built a career with my own two hands and will apply these callouses to our @xfl2020 brand.
Excited to create something special for the fans!
#XFL #fullcircle

Can @CarverShipman promise me that I can be like him when I grow up?

Don’t look at the political side of twitter, it’s nonstop ramblings from dumb people

Everybody got that guilty until proven innocent, but you still guilty... mentality now.

I miss the days when I could watch TV and Kidz Bop 8 ads would come on blastin. 😔

No cap, I’m trying to tweet more so I can increase my clout. Don’t be shocked if you see my tweet take off with having 5+ likes 😤😤

I can’t stop thinking about how if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.

Congrats to all the new grads!
Now you can tell your kids that you graduated during a world pandemic. Basically equal to the stories our parents said about walking to school 4 miles both ways.