Well at least we know Boston Dynamics will be the company that builds the robots that murder us all.

everyone wants a programmable dataplane whether they program it or not

I suspect we will see more of Fred?

'At this point, a lot of you might be terrified of boiling sulphuric acid, and you should be.'

DAMNIT

We are truly in the worst timeline

'You need to know about today's sponsor' 'no I don't' #youtube

Jeff the

The stunning sound mimicry by starlings.

Its name is Mouth.

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TIL Apple Calendar doesn't allow certain ... naughty words.

Can't sleep, cloud will eat me

You already get 100GB out per month, but if you need more as part of a larger scale transition, now you can now request free DTO rates. aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/free…

I have to do a thing that's very important in two hours, which means I cannot do anything else until then #adhd

This person has a bright future in software development

Well, guess keyword scanning has reached this level of effectiveness and now we need to move up to image recognition for SMS spam

The thing that really amused me about Stargate SG1 is that all these worlds that were populated by humans centuries before modern English was a thing, can all speak perfect English.