Pep Guardiola begging for another £500m from the Sheikh:

“Shoutout to the hooper out here busting out the griddy. I know why you mad nigga I ain’t even tripping.”

Subtle shot at Ja Morant on the “Drop & Give Me 50” diss track. Drake & Ja Morant both reportedly dated Johanna Leia & Drake is alluding that’s why Ja is mad & chose a side.

Future needs to remake “Jolene” but call it “Codeine”. I hear it. It’s a hit

“Codeine. Codeine. Codeine. Codeine.. I’m begging you don’t make me spend these bands” 💰

Bruh what?? 😂😂

Let’s go back to school again 😂🤦🏽‍♂️cause I’m bored rn..

Adversity:
“A state or instance of serious or continued difficulty or misfortune.”

Y1. Didn’t start freshman year.
Y2. Popped hammy championship game 1st Q. Lost bc of my hammy.
Y3. 7-5 my last year of college ball.

Friendly reminder that unlike trans women, Chandler Parsons spent most of his adult life being an actual threat to teenage girls.

Everybody in Memphis knows what you were doing, you washed up insecure little bitch.

From last night, Bluff City High School picked up its first win in its first year having a Boy’s Soccer Program. 4-2 over Oakhaven. John Varlas

100% would give up not winning a CFB Championship for the next 25 years.

BUILD NATE OATS HIS ARENA, DAMN IT

FINAL FOUR BOUND!! LFG!!

Paperboi, Paperboi, all about that paper, boy.

Satan on Good Friday vs Satan on Easter

LFG!!!!

Appears #Alabama is collaborating with Travis Scott on some apparel

ION GIVE A PISS BOUT NUN BUT THE TIIIIDDEEEE!!!! #RollTide Alabama Men’s Basketball

“It’s March Madness, of course Barkley’s bracket is busted he’s from Auburn”

this Andy Reid quote 😭

OH MY GOD I LOVE NATE SO MUCH