It is starting.
China explaining very bluntly that Britain no longer exists.

The team that got me into football might be the reason I quit football.

born to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “wow i’ve never thought about it like that before”

ACT Policing I was walking on Moore Street around 9:30pm today when a car with 4 people stopped and the driver threw an egg at me. It was a white hatchback. Couldn’t get the plate. Extremely disappointing, I hope you can take a note of this.

Me

he is literally me (like literally, this is me right fucking now)

shitposting on twitter

I like to practice something I call patience training on twitter: forcing myself to read through aggressively shitty, reductive and infantile 'hot-takes', that otherwise infuriate me to the core.

Thanks Arnav Gupta for being one of my patience trainers.

Andre Russell KKR Dugout

This 'Gentlemen's game' tantrum need to be dusted more and more like this by juniors sledging seniors.

If cricket wants to draw global popularity, it has to be rough. Spirit of the game merchant should watch how rugby and football is played.

Lol, why not put bowling machines. Athletes are supposed to be passionate and full of emotions. It was well within the limit.

Bade player kare toh banter
Chhote kare toh attitude
Get over this senior junior bs

Holi is incomplete without this

Anyone remember the Apple Vision Pro?

It came out 49 days ago. 💀

what is being a writer if not googling “____ synonym” at least 97 times every day