Porn bots have graduated from replying 'L~I~N~K I~N B~I~O' to replying with actual porn watermarked 'LINK IN BIO', so browsing Twitter in public is now a much more high-stakes activity.

I know it’s fashionable to dunk on MMT people now but if the US can run a $1.6 trillion budget deficit with sub-4% unemployment and only see 1.5% incremental inflation they’re kind of on to something, right?

…I have so many questions about this ad, and also how Republican candidate quality got so bad that “the guy who wrote the Halo theme song” has above-average qualifications to run as one

Grok has reported that OJ Simpson is still alive because a lot of people were tweeting about an Onion article, after previously saying he converted to Islam because of another common joke tweet. Amazing stuff.

He passed away with family by his side, as is the family tradition.

$10 billion company -60% in a day... congrats to FuzzyPanda 🇺🇦 on an incredible $GL report

I need to figure out if Lisa Cook supports more hikes or starting to cut before i form an opinion on the latest plagiarism hit piece

She’s so real for this

State dinner menu for Kishida looks terrible. US has approximately 100 Michelin stars worth of Japanese restaurants and we’re serving deconstructed California rolls, ribeye steak, and cake and ice cream?

Who will take my bet that the currently-nonexistent Texas HSR will successfully carry ticketed passengers before California’s does?

Iran after lobbing one (1) missile at a random Malaysian oil tanker off the coast of Yemen to 'restore deterrence' against Israel

Sometimes the Twitter algorithms are good

The Bloomberg team didn't do very well; but in their defense, they ran out of API calls in the first round.

i regret to inform you that if he had been born in the early 2000s, richard nixon would have absolutely been an election twitter kid

Although the corporate-profits-to-GDP ratio in China has remained around 20% over the past two decades, the dividends the household sector receives from enterprises (including both state-owned and private) have never surpassed 0.5% of GDP, which is negligible.

Honestly I love this question every time I see it, the implicit premise seems to be that there’s other spaceships full of, like, astronauts and stuff, but there was one fucked-up ship left and they decided to have a little fun with it as a bit