That first rider can take someone’s babe… see diamond ear ring now

Need to go learn okada

Start by accepting you are AI generated.

O.J Simpson was probably the first person to go “viral” in the analogue world of my generation.

and every year we see a former operator turn business owner rise the same rant 😅😅😅

I never see any of the frag heads talk about wazobia perfume ohh.

Abi una nor like am? 🤭

This is me! Without my son calling me nigga sha. I’m still from Benin 😅😅

He will glitch if he does long division

Headline news 🤭🤭

“Gen Z finally comes of age and figures out how to party”

We ask how was your night because of the myriad of things that can happen in the night in Nigeria.

Abroad it’s only sleep and 🌚- hence the faux pas.

In Nigeria-
1. Mosquitos can finish you
2. Nepa will use heat to finish you
3. Armed robbers can attack you
4. Etc etc etc.

Knowing that the world will wait for you and not taking advantage of it is the real super power.

Wield a big stick…. Don’t use it often, less it fractures.

Market don set...make we Sama you better protein swallow.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nor be only deny…. If they see you near the front door of YC office they can flog you…

Americans: I am pregnant.

Nigerians: I haven’t seen my menses.

Whatever you do, do delve in toto

If you catch me like this, please say a prayer for the person that has offended me.

I remember when I used tintinabulation in a sentence and everyone burst out laughing…

I kept my face stoic as they brought out a dictionary.