Never thought I’d be besties with a 53 year old man, but here I am stuck at my office job.

Why did my boss just respond to my email from almost a year ago? 03-16-2022

My boyfriend gets off of work just to come help me clean and close the bar 💕 he sweeps and mops while I closeout the register

Grandma woke up looking for her baby the other day and grandpa asked which baby since her kids are all adults and she said “kayla Irene” 💕 sad but thankful she remembers me as her baby

I made new friends when I was drunk but don’t remember meeting them and now they want to party with me again :) drunk meets are my fav . Hopefully I don’t get murdered

My boss asked about my workload and I told him I’ve been busy af .
His response was “okay if it becomes too much let me know and we can figure something out”
Then proceeds to give me a thousand tasks that need to be done immediately Bc he waits til the last minute

Note to self… don’t listen to murder podcasts when closing alone

When I die I want to be cremated so they can put my ashes in a necklace for each of the homies to wear 💕

Then you can take me EVERYWHERE
And I won’t have FOMO

You ever walk into the bathroom after a dirty old man takes a shit and doesn’t spray ?

I literally almost threw up .

I’d rather piss my pants

Lol my job is trash . The guy who’s been here at least 3 months didn’t know he has an email and only speaks Spanish so I can’t even explain to him all the things that were supposed to be done .

I will be working 15 hour days Wednesday-Friday and nights this weekend .
Who needs sleep ?
… Lol me .

Wish me luck.

A majority of my “friends” are over the age of 50 loll . Guess that’s what happens when you work at a bar full of old people

Feeling a little ready to change my life
But also might just be feeling too good after a much needed vacation
We will see what happens

I did a family thing yesterday ...
we all officially joined a cult- everyone except my brother

Someone move in next door to me. Our neighbor is selling their house .

Requirements: pick up our packages while we are away and bring our trash cans to the gate after the trash man comes

How do you report a Postmates delivery driver ?
My delivery person was so loud coming into my office it was unnecessary/embarrassing.

I gave him a cash tip and he goes “OH YOURE GIVING ME A TIP” loud as shit disrupting people . Just give me my coffee and leave .

Still can’t get over the fact that I watched a 39 year old woman kiss her dad on the lips . In front of her boyfriend .
How is that normal ?

*Absolutely no one*
*my Apple Watch* “I can’t seem to find your child”