🚨 Help the boys find their van! 🚨

🚨 My New Song Idk is Out Now! 🚨 Listen here: fanlink.to/gvg2 Thanks ya’ll 💜😊✨

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This should make you smile☺️ #y2kmagic #britneyspears #parishilton #lindsaylohan

Straight gentlemen need to stop calling shit “stunning”. It’s the sweatiest.

in honor of thanksgiving we went to the Applebee’s across the mall parking lot and absolutely fucked it up and killed everyone who worked there. Enjoy Arby’s.

Shouts out to the bell to the hooks, hooks. -#bellhooks

The CDC recommends walking it off.

MN Artists: would yall be interested in a town hall with other MN artist to discuss navigating playing shows during a pandemic in the new year? This all feels very isolating doing this alone with no direction and no guidance and we would love to chat with other community members.

I’m developing a rom-com where the meet-cute happens at a catering event when the love interest accidentally drops a charcuterie board comprised mainly of cured meats because it’s a meat-cuterie you dumb fucking assholes buy my script.

Disappointed that Ukrainian duolingo didn’t start the first lesson with “Put these sunflower seeds in your pockets.”

Currently: Reflecting on my woke sky.

“I’m looking California and feeling Minnesota” is one of the most alienating lyrics of all time.

waking up on the homies couch with morning wood, like ‘yeh whaddup?!’.

Live session w/EC out on Fri! Go subscribe! 💕𝔼𝕒𝕣 ℂ𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕖 💕

Our first session of 2023 featuring pure SHIFTER is out now! youtu.be/PW-Jo9sJsEA

Have you checked out our newest session with ⁦pure SHIFTER⁩? It’s up on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/PW-Jo9sJsEA

God always murdering you is the new midnight snack.

When god closes a door he also plugs the gaps with industrial sealant so that the smoke from the fire he lit in your kitchen has a better chance of choking you to death before you have a chance to wake up and call for help. Rainbow shooting star the more you know emoji.

Just 😶