Which sailors blow their noses most often? The Anchor Chiefs.

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I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn't want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.

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Started a new levitation class recently. I went straight to the top of the class.

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Friend of mine failed his Wasp Identification Exam recently. He got a bee.

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Friend of mine has boxed Dracula a few times and keeps losing. He can never beat the count.

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What did the dragon say when he saw the knight in his armour? “Look, tinned food!”

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Why do dragons often sleep during the day? So they can fight knights.

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Worst bit about flying with BA is trying to get him on the plane in the first place.

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What is the difference between St George and Santa's reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh.

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A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says “would you like a pint?” The horse says, “no, two halves”.

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There used to be a paper shop on my road. It blew away.

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Chap I know went to the doctor and said 'I keep singing The Green Green Grass of home at karaoke'. The doctor said 'you've got Tom Jones syndrome.'

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A ghost walks into a bar. The barman says “who ordered a spirit?”

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Friend of mine owned a balloon company, but he had to close it. Couldn't keep up with the cost of inflation.

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A tomato growing friend's fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.

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I called a local pizza place the other night and said, “Do you do takeaways?” They said “Yes”, so I said “what’s 23452 minus 345?”

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What's the most popular network in Yorkshire? T'Mobile.

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Why was the lemon by himself? Because the banana split.

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Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was having a coffee. Think he was on a brake.

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Tried driving in Cairo once, it was chaos. Noise everywhere. Full of tooting car men.

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