Carrington producing! They think Mainoo's the only one. Nope. Shea Lacey. Talented boy. Left footed. Tekky. Very Foden'esque. One of, if not THE brightest talent in Utd's academy atm. Keep an eye on his development 👁

Jackson thought he could take the ball and pen from Palmer. 😅 he doesnt know MCR yutes dont care where ur from, ur not taking the ball & aint chiefing anyone. Simple.

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I NEED A STRONG WORD WITH SOME UTD FANS........👇🏾

ETH thinks hes Einstein, tryin do summat brand new at Utd. Summat he NEVER EVER done before! His possession philos + Utds DNA

MANS EXPERIMENTING & LEARNING ON THE JOB FFS

There's no folder on how to do this anywhere on earth. Not in fergies old office, nowhere. Its actually mad

The way 'lil Citeh' have challengers shook in a title run-in should be studied. Managers are dishevelled & angry, fans are fuming, ex-player pundits distraught. They're 2pts behind City with 6 games left & their all crying & wailing saying IT'S OVER

Elite foot on neck aura

No half a decade processes, no 400m+ spending, no faffing about, no PR spin, just elite coaching & clear beliefs. He had Granit Xhaka in midfield. One of the greatest achievements of all time

Both Emery & Alonso took over teams battling relegation. Few proper coaching sessions & bam! Spanish coaches are summat else. Theres 3 in the Prem top 4 currently ffs.

Meanwhile everyweek Ten Hags blaiming allsorts for his team being cut wide open like nandos butterfly chicken

WHERE ARE U PERI PERI SAKA??! THE PRESSURE IS UP

Villa ate well.

TO GET A FREE MEAL AT THE EMIRATES USE CODE: NOPREM3PTS

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Stark reminder #TheTruthLivesHere 🫡

Klippity Klopp. Jurgen Flopp 🤣

This overhyped German Labrador. Losing at home to Palace at business end of the season. Have extra dessert later. We all won today.

Bro. Longgggg. Under fergie i was out looking for a conversation with any blue, anywhere. Happy as larry 🤦🏾‍♂️ these days, chocoloate digestives & feet up in the gaff is the post-derby routine

MY CITY'S BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, inside out & Flipped on its head

Only if u live in MCR daily will u of seen, heard & felt the true effects. The streets are different, the kids are different, the tone of Utd fans voices wen debating is different, Citys aura is different. TRUTH

BASE & TIP, DEF & ATT OF MIDFIELD 23/24

City
Rodri - 27yrs old | Foden - 23yrs old

Arsenal
Rice - 24yrs | Odegaard - 25yrs

Liverpool
MacCallister - 25yrs | Szoboszlai - 23yrs

Villa
Douglas Luiz - 25yrs | Tielemans - 25yrs
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UTD
Casemiro - 32yrs | Bruno - 30yrs (in 16wks)

Dont know what this bunch do at Carrington but it aint football coaching & training. What a really rubbish team Utd are. All over the place #mufc

Remember when i asked this. Interesting.

City top of the table with Utd languishing in 7th 23pts behind em.

TWENTY THREE POINTS!

Garnacho's tussling with the ball

Casemiro should of been dragged off after 20mins

Dalot is busy sunbathing cos its sunny like Portugal

Kambwala is getting a sharp lesson by Solanke

Utd's attack is non-existent

#TheTruthLivesHere SELL PLS

What the f*ck is this shite #mufc