Every time we go to waffle house currently 23 keeps inviting one of the cooks to his graduation. Sounds like he's gonna go.

I found an Amazon gift card I forgot about so we just placed a huge order for random house things. I got an immersion blender, gonna be making sauces.

Tonight I had a regular blurt out 'FUCK, I forgot to take the ground beef out of the freezer.'

Very few people on good terms with a butcher these days. It used to be you'd get tossed a bone for the dog every once in a while with your steaks. Fucked up to see.

It's dead please come spend your money

Disco Elysium is nuts

Got a real yapper at the bar rn

Moving is fucked. My brain is completely cooked.

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Other than hearing my regulars who have recently started dating make innuendos about their sex life, it was a pretty good shift

I fucking love 6/8 time

Seeing shit like this after owing on taxes last week is a real slap in the face