ngl but the first 20 days of july felt like 5 mins while last 11 days felt like 5 decades

at your service sir

love is overrated, i want garlic naan with butter paneer

"why are you looking at your phone and smiling?" the text:

friends who show you the right direction

my face when boss gives me work at 6.30

that's not the consistency i wanted

are you a boil water> add masala> then add maggi person or boil water> add maggi > then add masala person

nothing is sadder than an evening of a festival day

"let's go on a little walk"

the fact that these two are placed side by side 😭🙏

can't spell dumb without u

i just feel that the way "fevikwik" is spelt is actually poetically beautiful and phonetically perfect

this nation not being appropriately triggered on the entire episode of vote chori scam is real death democracy

i am convinced the SI unit of measuring anything (speed, distance, beauty) in this country is "gaandfaad"

my funny is being wasted on an emotionally unavailable man

hey delhi, under water or what?