Trying to read the polycule article but stuck on whatever’s happening with this font

I’m exhausted just reading this. Imagine how many doodle polls these people must go through.

I don’t want adult slumber parties every night. I don’t want to share a house with seven or eight other adults. That is my worst nightmare in fact.

Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. 'The oxytocin was flowing' is always the reddest of red flags.

Stu It always is until someone has to do the dishes

Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. 'There's eight people! That's so many people to share the chores with you!'

No, that just means there's eight people who think that someone else made the mess and should be responsible for cleaning it up.