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I always say men think they love sex until they meet a woman from hell,especially if shes 32 years and above,hao ni masaitan,Sex drive yao huwa huko juu inacheza ligi moja na bei ya petrol,kwanza upate ule amekawia,she will tell you she wants that car parked inside her the hole…

On behalf of the 45/53 million kenyans who didnt vote for Ruto i’d just like to say that we have no comment over the war,both countries are led by adults who are above 18 and can make logical decisions,Our priority right now is dealing with Bandits,Iran we respect your Decision

When you think about it,nature is just feeding us,we get fat so that it can now consume us wholly when we die through decomposition,nikikumbuka hivo napiga order ya chang’aa 20litres kutoka webuye to punish my healthy liver,if you die healthy it means nature has won

Na sijui nani aliwaambia sinanga Baba,are you fellas normal?

Kuna mahali inafikanga mwanaume unajipata kwa bank uko na 600k lakini asubuhi unaamkia ugali na chai,simply because you’re afraid of using your money isiishe urudi babylon,a,Most kikuyu tycoons are like that,mzee ako na flats tano muthiga but he dresses like he works in a kisiagi

No matter how tall a woman is,she will never write her name on the wall with urine while urinating

Huku siletangi chokoraa

Kimani mbugua ako na bahati aliguza pesa kubwa akiwa mdogo,that means he can start from scratch and make double what he used to,he wont make the mistake twice,he knows the loopholes in the market,sisi wa first time tunaendesha gari usiku bila headlight ni charles dawin anatulinda

Pesa nayo imeniharibia urafiki mara mingi sana,ilifika mahali ikabidi nimeambia Njogu kama hangenilipa my 45 thousand by thursday nilikua nimemkopesha ningeambia bibi yake ukweli how Njogu had been Nyemerearing her cousin Nancy before she went to Toronto to do her Masters in…

Kairo is getting married

Since i found out that When you go for prostrate cancer checkup they insert a 15cm metal with cameras in side your anus nilikataa mambo ya hospitali kapsaa,heri warefushe hiyo chuma waningizie kwa mdomo waiteremshe huko chini,bibi akijua uliingizwa iyo kitu hawezi kuheshimu tena

When a lady is beautiful without brains, the private parts suffers the most

Carlton alizaliwa akiwa na pubic hair

Instead of saving your monies for future illnesses and accidents mnaenda mnaelewa pesa yote alafu siku mtagonjeka mnakuja kutuletea paybill sisi wenye tulisave pesa yetu mkituambia ‘leo ni mimi kesho ni wewe’,si hiyo ni utapeli

Kimani mbugua waya ya kichwa ilikatika madem wake wote wakamhepa and na wakamove on like nothing happened,ndio naonanga jamaa wananunulia warembo maua ya 7k na mama zao ocha hawana fertilizer naskia kama diabettes itaamka

Women generally love good men for long term Relationships,but for short term thrills and muenjoyo they prefer Bad boys,wanajua kupiga sherehe,that is why aa manager’s wife will cheat on him with a fundi wa simu who is drunk most of the day and still say she loves her husband

Ndio supplier ameleta mzigo from china,

Solar cameras with 6 Lithium batteries inside

The interesting part is you can control this camera from anywhere in the world, (360degrees)

If you don’t have Wifi you can use a 4G sim card,buy a 10GB monthly bundle and put it inside

The…

Na mchunge sana the amout of freedom you grant your kids,just because you lacked something while growing up doesnt mean that now your kid should have it,it has been proven multiple times that humans cannot handle too much freedom,Censor your kids buana kabla vichwa zao ziharibike

A man who is willing to carry his mother in law on his back across a flooded river, must be willing to touch her buttocks