When I was little I absolutely loved Floella’s heart necklace that she seemed to wear forever (sadly not wearing tonight) #BAFTATVAwards

Clive Myrie should present everything. Love him #BAFTATVAwards

Heard of and watched ALL the ‘Best Dramas’. Not heard of any of the ‘scripted comedy’ ☹️ #BAFTATVAwards

Cheer up Kano! #BAFTATVAwards

Is it bad that I’ve never heard of any of the programmes that feature the ‘Female Performance in a Comedy’ ? #BAFTATVAwards

These lights aren’t fucking coming are they?

Is this cnut on drugs again?

(Why have I only just seen this absolutely demented load of insane waffle?)

GUYS! I’m in Sussex this evening. Will I see those goddamn lights tonight or what? Bloody missed them yesterday #gutted #NorthernLightsuk

Cheers to the bloke taking a whole table in a pub, laying out a load of his own food to make a sandwich and not even buying a drink ☹️

Guilty as charged

Gutted when I found out Siouxsie often wore a wig #totp

Need to wheel out my Phil Fearon / Sex Pistols interface fact… #totp

My sister used to kiss the telly when Errol Brown was on #totp

The guitarist from Modern Romance, David James, went on to manage bands, including Republica #totp

I met John Power once (v nice) and we had a discussion about how crap cold sores were #totp

Anyone mean about Lush and I’ll come round your house and beat you up #totp

Oh my giddy aunt.

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What. A. Line. Up.

Vernon on Radio 2 deffo grown on me, especially as right now he’s properly ribbing Jezza Vine

Does anyone know the number for the Nobel Prize nominations hotline?