Something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that eclipses are only possible on earth because of the insanely unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

nerve pain feels like an evil magic trick. oh the blanket lightly touching my foot suddenly feels like a knife or a boa constrictor? my sock suddenly feels like it’s burning my foot? that’s cool

a tweet i’ve had in my drafts for at least a year saying interstellar should always be in theaters helped make this happen imo

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if you thought you could pay at the first window think again. the devil lives in there

how come when disability discourse comes up so many ostensible leftists question the authenticity of people’s conditions? they sound like right wingers complaining about people on food stamps with cell phones

SHURP….... 0️⃣

Post pictures of your Parrot napping. Let's see some cute photos.

there should be a type of thermometer that tells you how far up your own ass you are in any given moment & if you have.. smug fever… you’re not allowed to write

here’s a literary opinion. just write the perfect thing about the perfect subject. works every time

New reason to keep on going just dropped

sorry to be annoying but the eclipse made me feel so weirded out in a new way and also possibly gave me a headache for two hours. but i loved it

This is my new favorite video on the internet!!

last selfie / on repeat is just the one day soundtrack and deftones

me bothering wilson & bubbles but they want nothing to do with me and my knee scooter because they’re ableist