The sociological phenomenon of people queuing outside for 20 metres on what is currently the hottest day of the year for an overly expensive cruffin really needs to be studied

Seeing everyone in Malmö/Copenhagen already when I’m not there until Friday feels like being at work late when you know everyone else is at an epic house party #eurovision

Genuinely - forget shadowing nurses or 3 months being a HCA, every doctor should do 6 months in an inbound call centre

This *might* be advantageous in the new system where you can vote from the start of the contest, people who surge vote early on after a song finishes might feel they can’t/wont spend more money voting on later songs.

Just a thought

I am *this close* to playing Europappa on loudspeaker on a train in response to the person watching inane YouTube videos with no ear phones

What classic 80s #eurovision song is it today?

I just saw a TikTok advert for a hand cranked wind up phone charger and my first thought was “do you think it’s allowed in the arena?” #eurovision

Todays classic 90s #eurovision song butchered on the clarinet

Imagine trying to explain The One Show,

“that’s why everyone in the Bill Oddie fan club died of radiation poisoning in 1998,will a loss of 39 lives. Matt, before we meet Bradfords oldest cobbler, can you start the drum roll and tell us who’s giving the points out at Eurovision?”

Now, did I skip out of my department playing Te Deum on my phone because I’m not back in now until Tuesday after next?

No one saw, we’ll never know

Some of the men on Love Triangle are the worst humans ever.

No one cares you got dumped and went travelling son

So I was in a cafe yesterday where two medical students were talking about body types and one of them said:

“You see the problem with me is the distance between my lowest rib and my hip bone is too small…”

Is that a thing? Is that a new fear we should all unlock?

Hit the board three times in a row:
“OH MY GOD IM NAILING THIS I WILL COME EVERY WEEK, THERES A LEAGUE YOU SAY? IM GOING TO AMAZON NOW TO BUY AN AXE!”

Miss the next six:
Stupid game, it’s not even a sport.

Give the people Partridge

Make an advert for TikTok they said*, it would be funny they said.

I have a wife and children. What am I doing.

*they=me.

#eurovision

Make an advert for TikTok they said*, it would be funny they said.

I have a wife and children. What am I doing.

*they=me.

#eurovision