BREAKING: Pro-Palestine activists have shut down the Newburgh-Beacon Bridge as part of a coordinated international economic blockade on Tax Day. Traffic is backed up beyond the city limits. No more money for Israel’s crimes! #A15Actions A15EconomicBlockade #freepalestine

This is pure trolling, empowered by the assumption that Israel's imperial enablers will go along with it and condemn the UN for not playing along

So basically Elon Musk's whole career is a martingale betting strategy, which as we all know is foolproof as long as you have infinite wealth

But it's the only way they can build a super intelligent AI that will save humanity! Or destroy humanity! Definitely one of those!

Maybe not in *your* field, but I bet there's a Nabisco Professor of Yumminess Studies job lined up for Cookie Monster by the time they graduate

You don't understand, this is an Eric Adams Simulator, spewing random lies and nonsense is the tool working as intended

Exactly.

When the poll worker told me I was casting a blank ballot, it felt weirdly more powerful to look him in the eye and say 'yes, that is intentional' than it usually does to vote for the actual mediocre candidates on offer

The Biden administration treats Israel like big city mayors treat their police departments: 'please investigate and exonerate yourselves so that we can keep arming you and helping you kill people'

Joe Biden fully supports this, but if you don't and you live in New York, today is the day to go cast a blank ballot: leaveitblankny.com

You don't understand, the administration is doing everything it can to restrain Israel. I'm sure Biden is seeking treatment for his uncontrollable compulsion to keep sending them bombs and fighter jets.

.President Biden Joe Biden Barack Obama Bill Clinton on stage at Radio City Music Hall. The fundraiser has been interrupted multiple times by protesters. Obama snapped at one of them: you can’t just talk, you have to listen.

So Joe Lieberman died. Fuck that guy!

Now that's what I call being a bearer of the capital relation. When you regard property claims (defined by the state, enforced with official violence) as equivalent to a literal part of your body.