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Its one of those Mondays where the drive to work feels like admitting defeat. I'm grateful, its more a sign of a good weekend than a bad week.

When I was 15 I thought for sure music would eventually make some money for me, but now I am considering getting a part time job to spend more on music equipment. I would still tell any 15 year old its worth it.

We need to replace business cards with personal mix tapes.

Only Eight People Have 50% Of The World’s Wealth, But I Might Be One Of Those Eight Someday So I Don’t Think We Should Do Anything About It thehardtimes.net/culture/only-e…

yall, Seanz was right, Half step down tuning is like a cheat code.

Yall ever feel like you talk shit because you're full of shit so when you open your mouth that's what falls out? I didn't until now but I'm trying the opinion on and it fits nice.

Does he believe what he is saying or is he just getting paid enough to make a fool of himself? x.com/benshapiro/sta…

Seriously, who told Alex Jones of all people? dont you know he has the only pipeline to the woke people who can stop us?! x.com/AndrewNadeau0/…

I've been inspired to make a #DND campaign based in total reality where the party plays LARPers who accidentally unleash real-shit monsters and the source of magic.

What a wonderful future we live in! x.com/Will_Knight3/s…

Either my brother in law is a liar or my nephew just told him "if it wasn't for the Jedi we'd all be celebrating kylo Ren day today" I'm choosing to believe it And laugh accordingly.

Shit you guys I forgot about the #SecondCivilWar yesterday. I guess we won? I'll come to the next one.

#MeIRL

Man it's not that I'm cynical I'm just always scared I'm getting tricked.

y'all ever think you've gotten too good at forgiving yourself?

It's like I come to Twitter specifically to drink in some fruitless political disappointment.

There are few discomforts like sending someone a rough recording of a song and them not replying.

Founding Fathers: Lets give em rights..... And make it exhausting and expensive as shit to use any of them!

Mondays are so bad I dont like Tuesdays. I do however find myself spiritually connected to lasagna... am I Garfield?

New lyric ides: Bury me on a Monday, so my friends get a day off.