“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.” is one of the greatest fucking lines in the history of cinema and no one can tell me different

I logged back on to twitter, scrolled for about five minutes, and then had an overpowering urge to tweet… I don’t know. Some asinine thought that trundled through my head. That hasn’t happened in weeks, maybe months. I think I need to just delete this account soon.

I either

1. don't understand how the world works at a fundamental level, or

2. I do understand it, but I hate it so much that it paralyzes my capacity for rational thought

npr.org/2022/08/03/111…

It’s been about 2.5 months since I had to worry about someone’s docking station, and I can confirm that it’s been very nice

Twitter told me that “most users don’t post replies like this” and I assure you Twitter, replies like this are literally all that gets posted on your platform, and the sooner you realize that and turn off your servers the better off society will be

I forgot to set the sleep timer on my podcasts last night so I fell asleep to Tim Dillon making fun of life coaches and woke up to Dan Carlin reading graphic descriptions of French colonial officials torturing Haitian rebels

“Hi, I’m Twitter, and there are several journalists that I would have you believe are the sole reason America is going down the toilet” I mean Christ what the fuck are we doing here, turn off the website, go back to the agricultural revolution, do it all again, I hate it here

I’ll tell you what, Kirby is never gonna have a medical problem again, because he will stubbornly refuse to acknowledge them 😎

How many arguments do you think Eddie Van Halen won just by saying “hey fucker, I did Eruption”

Value is not always immediately obvious. Sometimes you have to relax and take the work on its own terms. Let it reveal itself to you.

Buy and mine as much Bitcoin as you can, sell it all at $60k and no lower. You still need to go to college to meet your wife though. Oh and once you start growing out your hair please do something with it other than brush it straight down your head on all sides

Marjorie Taylor Greene should probably be put on an involuntary psych hold

Tangerine Dream gets slept on tbh

The fade-out on Supercut is one of the best parts of that entire album tbh

Look, of course the 2nd amendment shouldn’t just be thrown out the window, but if you’re pointing to the Shinzo Abe assassination to say “look, even countries with gun control have shootings!” you are so painfully fucking stupid that I’m reluctant to recognize you as an adult

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