Here, hold my beer

This whole process is becoming embarrassing.

Anybody know anyone specialising in building #nuclearbunkers these days? Things seem to be about to get a bit hairy/hot in the next few days. #armageddon il also take any spare iodine tablets. Sh*t they’re out of date.

#rtept I drove 600 km today from Dublin to Galway and didn’t pass 1 patrol car or 1 speed camera van. I was overtaken by so many cars at high speed on the motorway, on their phones. Road safety is a mess. There is currently no deterrent.

The issue with #ngo ’s in Ireland laid bare. Some seem to exist solely to pay themselves extortionate wages and delivering very little in terms of impactful services. Over €6 billion a year thrown at this. #charities #waste

An apple a day…..

Grand bit of drying out there isn’t there? #Kathleen 👀

I see the #GAA have gotten their knickers in a twist over an aprils fools joke. The #craic has definitely gone out of this country. #supermacs #Boringoldsods

Just proves that prison life in Ireland is a cushy number.

Surprise Mother Fuckas

It’s only me!

We should have tied in the job of Ireland manager with a series of the #apprentice . Because at this rate it’s turning into a comedy show. #fai might throw my hat in the ring.

How? I’d say he rang a door installer and asked” can you install a steel door?”

Does anyone know why Jeffrey Donaldson has deleted all of his social media accounts? WATCH THIS SPACE!
#wellnow #missing #politics #historical

Great to see the sup of rain again. Badly needed.

But we’re going to have to cut this press conference short so that we can get back to treating Afghan women like sub humans.

Wow what a night seeing the return of Al Porter #alporter 2 solid hours of brilliant comedy. It’s good to have him back. #vicarstreet

From today's @ST_Ireland, a Russian spy had numerous exchanges with the MEP Clare Daly and provided her with briefing documents outlining issues she should raise when speaking publicly about his prosecution. #Russia #ClareDaly #MEP #euelections2024

thetimes.co.uk/article/clare-…

Happy St.Patricks Day to all my Family, Friends & Followers across the world….

“If you’re lucky enough to be Irish you’re lucky enough” ☘️💚 🇮🇪

Rte news today versus the naval service own Facebook post. Feels like some of the media just make it up as they go along. #laughable #media put some effort in please.

“Insert exact thoughts” I know what you’re all thinking. 🧐