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Paul Lander

@paul_lander

Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.

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Attacking a Gold Star dad on Memorial Day. And Four Star General with a chest full of bravery. Trump with a chest full of Ketchup stains. How embarrassing. For Trump. And you.

Attacking a Gold Star dad on Memorial Day. And Four Star General with a chest full of bravery. Trump with a chest full of Ketchup stains. How embarrassing. For Trump. And you.
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RIP, Bill Walton. Big fella ‘got his chips cashed in…’ sure, wherever he is, he’s ‘Just keep truckin' on.’ God speed.

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Trump got booed by Libertarians after that rally on stage with people out on bail. So before Atlas Shrugged it was Atlas Thugged!

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Libertarians nominate Chase Oliver for president, spurning both Trump and Kennedy. So, they went from ‘Booooooo’ to ‘who?’

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What you’re saying is Trump’s both a liar and a moron and a large amount of time both. Finally, we agree. Always like
to go out on common ground.

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Take it up with, checks notes, the dictionary. Same dictionary has your face next to dumbass. We’re done here.

dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/…

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The only time Trump gets the most of anything is in lies or guilty/liable votes from a jury.

independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

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Somebody translate ‘can’t be certain’ into Russian for Vladi here. Looks like General Kelly is confirming. But you hate military heroes and Gold Star families…. Unless they’re from Russia.

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Charles Gasparino Donald J. Trump Hahahahaaha…no one is saying that. The crowd in the Bronx was a joke. He got booed off the stage with the Libertarians and garnered just 6 votes out of 800+. Biden gave out 1100 diplomas personally to every grad at West Point. You clowns are pathetic. Honestly dude. What is the

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Libertarians nominate Chase Oliver for president, spurning both Trump and Kennedy. So, they went from ‘Booooooo’ to ‘who?’

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‘Liar!’ ‘Panderer!’ Libertarians Relentlessly Boo and Heckle Trump
Trump: That’s bigly liar! Bigly panderer!

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Trump got booed by Libertarians after that rally on stage with people out on bail. So before Atlas Shrugged it was Atlas Thugged!

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BREAKING: This devastating clip showing Donald Trump’s Chief of Staff John Kelly confirm all the horrific things Trump said about Veterans. Retweet to ensure every American knows how unpatriotic Trump is.

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