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You know what nobody will EVER say? Man if only Dostoyevsky had AI to help him. If only Shakespeare, Goethe, and so on had f*ck'n AI TO HELP THEM WRITE THEIR WORKS. NO ONE WILL EVER SAY THAT EVER. THINK DEEPLY WHY. STOP A MOMENT AND THINK WHY NO ONE WOULD EVER SAY THIS.

"Excuse me, has your brain vacated your head?" I say this during an argument and pause to see if I've damaged your ego. I also don't blink for a while. Maybe my hands are up too.

"Would you have a million low Iq children with me?"

Emailing this to my boss, I think it will go over well

"Is there spice?" All the booktok gooners said at once

Fresh used to be represented semiotically as an apple. But increasingly fresh is an avocado. Curious

Would you guys be mad if I tweeted the n word? Would you hold me accountable? Would you make me better afterward?

Florida crystals spotted at work. Should I be concerned? How do I realign my own personal crystals after this encounter.

"Think I'll drive home" *VROOOOOOM*

I'm so fucked up. Just want to find el dorado

My favorite kind of guy is balding guy who never combs his hair to compensate for his norwoodian condition

If I claimed to own a holy artifact it would be a holy petrified turd of a disciple

Babe, would you still love me if I played Fleet Foxes on my phone speaker and smoked crack every 20 mins?

How did I miss THIS

Met a black girl named Lakota, asked her if she native ancestry. She said "Why?" That's all I needed to know

Celebrities be doing any shit these days. They go from making mediocre movies to mediocre music to showing up on streams for some extra cash to let some low IQ streamer gawk at them and then are sensing donations to the Israeli government. You just doing all the side quests?

Gimme a bue Chek mawk pweaseee

Was waxing (yapping) about philosophy (r/Im12AndThisIsDeep) with my compatriots (yn's) when one said that he (he/him/his) believed life was defined (basically) only by what we could see (scroll through on tiktok) I said "Friend (ni**a) , this is essentially (um, like) Plato!"