when you get knocked the F out on the UFC 300 card but you hear Dana White say “that’s fight of the night right there”

if the Conor McGregor return announcement at UFC 300 doesn’t look like this then we don’t want it

safe to say that Kayla Harrison did not have a fun day today #UFC300

UFC 300 fighters trying to outdo each other for the $300,000 bonus tomorrow:

fighters at UFC 300 when their opponents are clearly unconscious but there’s a $300,000 bonus on the line

$300,000 BONUSES ANNOUNCED BY DANA WHITE FOR UFC 300 💰

*Holly Holm is a massive underdog at UFC 300 against a judo fighter with a lot of hype*

the last remaining money in my bank account:

Justin Gaethje when Max Holloway comes out in round 1 and whispers “all you had to do was hold that towel up for me at that weigh in” and stuns him with a right hand

“you’re a clown if you think Max Holloway, Charles Oliveira and Cody Garbrandt all win on Saturday”

me:

me going for my piss breaks during UFC 300 and making sure i don’t miss the next banger fight

this Alex Pereira and Jamahal Hill interaction was too wholesome man

i would gladly take $500 for 5 hours of work and to have the best seats in the house for every UFC PPV

after some recent scorecards that we’ve seen, they’re OVERPAID if anything

that run he went on before the TJ loss…

you just had to be there man

i swear if they replace “UFC” with “PRIME” on the gloves instead of actually fixing the gloves then this company is officially cooked

as a Francis Ngannou fan who is still bitter, i think he looks really good here and is definitely ready to face Francis in MMA so let’s make it happen next

at this point, the UFC need to start hiring actual MMA fans to design the posters 🔥

if you’re reading this, you made it to UFC 300 fight week ❤️

Jon Jones during each title reign:

what in the looney tunes is going on here 💀

Jon Jones allegedly smelt of alcohol, stole the drug test woman’s phone and said to her “you know what happens when people come to my house? They end up dead” wtf man

h/t Aaron Bronsteter