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Drug addicts are coconut heads.

Don’t soak your bones in alcohol tonight.

Long live the fire within me.

People equate looking skinny for being healthy now. I know many of the ‘healthy-looking’ folks who are truly hungry and broke. Which is why they look the way they are.

Scoop me up and lick me.

When Europeans told us that our ancestors like Amadioha are powerless and theirs, like Jesus are all ultimate, we swallowed it up.

Don’t butter me up that your hands go up my ass.

When did the sinners fall in love?

The world is full of fools!

One becomes death after death.

Money can get you anything.

There are no friends in the hour of need.

Keep the music going.

These days, I go just put film on, dey press phone. When dat one finish, I go put anoda one.

Always share your stories so you won’t be scared of a scandal in the future.

I had always been sick. Had my first major surgery at 13 years. In JSS 2. Nobody tried to stress me.

Bullies knew my mother would flog them mercilessly.

I was never bullied in school because my mother was a teacher and my father was the treasurer of the diocese under which my seminary fell, so he was constantly visiting me in the boarding house.

The rivers will continue to consume you people like fire, if you continue to disrespect nature!

The Nigerian police at Interpol Alagbon use typewriter. The police officers there can’t compose a proper sentence in English.