having boobs is all fun and games until you want to wear a tight shirt in the summer, and then suddenly it's either 'sweat into a bra all day' or 'show everyone on Earth your nipples'

just bought a swimsuit online for the summer and wtf, how do cis women fit their dicks into these things

every now and then someone famous gets replaced by a clone (Joe Biden, John Fetterman, xQc) and we all just have to roll with it

the gun in a cops holster is just begging to be grabbed, and it's been such a hard day.. you deserve a little treat don't you?

inviting a tgirl with blue hair and pigtails to sleep over my house, call that miku frotsune

women should be given government subsidized suits of armor tbh

there is no greater pleasure in life than sticking your face into a girl's soft tummy and closing your eyes for a while

i wake up rubbing my nipples like half of all mornings so this is a very real fear for me

stop hahaha 🤣 you're gonna make me cum dude stopp 😂🤣

happy friday

(touching her shaved armpits) i'm sorry i wasn't there when they hurt you

showing my blahaj pictures of great white sharks so that he has dysphoria too